Midnight Pub

poem, possibly not mine

~fiolajane

Found this on my old phone and genuinely can't remember if I wrote it or copied it from somewhere.

Randall and Sidney, the terrible twins / Just two of the punters we ain't lettin' in / They're rude and crude, vulgar and vile / That's why we call them Those Rancid Guys

Obviously need to work on my formatting because I've destroyed the single line break thing. *eyeroll*