~bartender? I'd like a stout, please.
Well, there are advanced versions of this. I did successfully NOT DO something I had to do on my machine: Write a somewhat detailed thing called "meeting minutes". For a bit more than two months I managed to ignore this duty even though I sit in front of my machine daily. Fascinating. This afternoon I did the damn thing. Hold on! There is another one in the queue. But that is only one month overdue. Oh well. May the goddesses of procrastination be merciful once we pass the magic gate ...