Howdy ~katze,
all the alliterations I can remember, are kind of, well, ahem, stupid? Betty Botter bought some butter ... but now that you have indeed climbed the stairs to The Midnight, welcome!
Be sure to meet Smudge, he's a regular of sorts. And ~katze sounds very much like his kin.
~bartender? Just hot coffee, please, cream and sugar, and a glass of water. Thanks.