Man, the Stardew Valley lore has changed significantly since I stopped playing it a couple years ago
Teen Cabbage approaches the Wizier's dancing girls, a spasm in his throat causes him to stutter out, "I would like to buy one of you the customary Hickory Farms Summer Sausage Gift Basket."
"Congratulations, I am now your wife," one coos, furrowing her eyebrows until they relocate under her nose, as if a pencil-thin mustache.
Man, the Stardew Valley lore has changed significantly since I stopped playing it a couple years ago