Midnight Pub

move fast and break

~dragfyre

1. the ice

2. the news

3. a leg

4. a window

5. a sweat

6. bread

7. fast

8. dance

9. it down

10. the cycle of violence

11. even

12. out in a rash

13. loose

14. free from nicotine

15. the Pharoah's curse

16. the bank

17. the mould

18. all the taboos

19. your fall

20. the Enigma cipher

21. new ground

22. the dawn

23. the world record

24. the silence

25. the sound barrier

26. the law of gravity

27. my bones (but words will never hurt me)

28. wind in a crowded elevator

29. your pinky promises

30. your mom's expensive china

31. the Covenant of Moses

32. my heart, my achy breaky heart


eskimonk

The last time I was in a crowded elevator and someone broke wind, everyone started looking around at each other looking for the culprit. I think we were all secretly wondering if everyone else in the elevator thought it was us, and so nobody said anything. I like to imagine the flatulent menace was one of the people expressively conveying their disgust to disguise their truly devious act.

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ns

I'm definitely going to use some of these at work.

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dragfyre

👍

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