Somebody please do this

~detritus

~bartender, give me something strong, please

Hello pubgoers. Today I come to you with a little request. I don't really know how to do this, since I hardly even use the web anymore. But if somebody were to do it, it may just be a nice thing.

You know one of those crowdfunding sites? Why not create a crowdfunded reward for the capture, dead or alive, of the orange emperor, you know, the pedophile, that guy?

Make everybody throw in any amount that they want, promote it to every country in the world. Imagine if it grows, if every dissident in the declining empire, as well as a great deal of european citizens, americans, and probably people in almost every country would want to participate. I like to imagine that even some people with great wealth may throw in a few thousands, hell, perhaps even millions.

It's not even such a crazy idea. We can have a reward on his head that is backed up by actual money pooled together by the whole world and actually reflecting the desires of mankind as a whole.

So please, if somebody knows how to do this... I beg you, do the world a good. Or perhaps there is already such a thing in place, and I'm missing it. If so, please tell me so I can make my contribution.

Anyway, that's it, just a little idea that I had.