Midnight Pub

Having a lawn sale.


Can I get a bottle of coors please. Oh, I'm having a lawn sale next week because I've got to shift some product. And I could use some cash. I'll post a thing on that board by the washrooms if that's okay.

Stool with the railing
lumber and staples
I still remember 
the plans for them yet.

Frigidaire freezer
new pump is plastic
it may not spark joy
but my tinder is wet.

Bags of my papers
need to be cleaning
carpenter ants
are not what you want.

Please take a ticket
dangling digits
plaintively pleading
in proportional font.