Hey bartender! Looks like the green padlock on the door is damaged. Could you check please? It says "S S L" on the lock. Sounds like a trustworthy brand. Hope you fix it soon!
Don't tell anyone, but I broke into The Midnight a couple times while the padlock was busted. Didn't hurt anything, just checked a couple replies and then tiptoed out - petting Smudge as I departed.
Hope you're good, and it looks like we're back in SSL Land! :)