Has anybody ever told you about Eris, our lady of Discord, she what done it all?
"What we lack in Prophets, however, we make up for in Saints. Only a Pope may canonize a Saint, but every man, woman and child on this planet is a genuine and authorized Pope (genuine and authorized by the House of the Apostles of Eris). So you can ordain yourself - and anyone or anything else - a Saint." --Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, K.S.C. (aka Kerry Thornley)Principia Discordia (core text)
You're not supposed to take Discordianism too seriously, but you can take it as seriously as you'd like; you were an honest-to-Goddess Pope in the Discordian faith even if you've never heard of Discordianism. You were born that way.