Midnight Pub

cipher

~edisondotme

tu//e yim#

d vd// mu zulf dwylu--uh dg -ewuesu ros hurehu ntd-p

d dwocdsu nton ntu ntluu /unnul c/evdu- rei/h ylemom/f he dn es ntudl gosrf -iyulrewyinul-. min -ewuesu ein ntulu wdctn mu om/u ne lurecsdu vtonq- cedsc es tulup

dg fei -e/zu dn. wu--ocu wu ds ntu yimq- wonldb leew vdnt ntu rehuvelh< munu/cui-u =ds luci/ol usc/d-t y/uo-u+


edisondotme

Method I used to create this cipher:

1.) Set keyboard layout to programmer dvorak

2.) Put fingers on home row

3.) Shift hands to the right by one key (index fingers on the G & K keys on a qwerty keyboard)

4.) Touch type the message (as if you are typing in programmer dvorak)

Silly cipher, I know

'noxu rolu o//#

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bartender

I knew I shouldn't have been drinking on my shift

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johano

~bartender? Don't worry about this patron's strange dialect; I also speak jive :)

"tu//e. uhd-eshenwu#

subn ndwu. nlf i-dsc zdcdsulu vdnt ntu rehuvelh wdhsdctnppp"

--- he says he'll have a Cuba Libre, and I could go for one of those myself!

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