littlejohn

"Tell me," the cat said, "why is it that they call you Little John? You are clearly *not* little."

"I'm not."

"And your name isn't John!"

"It's not."

"Then that's a very stupid name. You should change it."

"To what?"

"Hmm," the cat said, pensively licking its paw. "I think I see your point."

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