Bartender, I'll have what he's having!
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Bartender, I'll have what he's having!
:leans over interrupting:
Don't serve him, ~bartender. He's a creep who bums all the patrons smokes, never pays his tab, loads the jukebox with random crap just to be annoying, and worse, he rates The Midnight poorly on Smol Web Yelp!
I?
...another (black coffee)