My own personal happiest possible phone ending would be for my phone to become irrelevant to the point of no longer needing it, in order to experience the joy of flinging it into the nearest large body of water.
My, what a glory it will be when I have a phone where I can use the virtual keyboard. This phone is warped, difficult. New phone (nearly same model) ordered tomorrow night, arriving just after. Chomping at the bit! :)
My own personal happiest possible phone ending would be for my phone to become irrelevant to the point of no longer needing it, in order to experience the joy of flinging it into the nearest large body of water.