This just made me smile :)
THIS PAGE LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK
I prefer a slightly more terse disclaimer.
Fuck Google, fuck SEO, and fuck you, too, if this offends you.
This made me laugh out loud. Reminds me of how responding "fuck off" to marketing emails/calls will sometimes trigger an automated unsubscribe or an automated connection to a live support agent.
I wish it were that easy, especially with these "auto warranty services" robocalls.
I do believe we have a winner! :-)
The new version of my website has this meta tag on every page but /index.html:
<meta name="googlebot" content="noindex">
I'm not convinced that getting traffic from Google is worthwhile any longer, and hasn't been for a long time, but I'm not willing to go all the way and block Google from my site entirely.