there's something out back

~joneworlds

Okay, well, I just saw some kind of, uh, dog, piranha, cross, thing? Out the back of the pub by the garbage bins. It didn't see me, and I slipped around front, but I'm not going to lie here, it kind of freaked me out just seeing it. It's like, six inch teeth on a beagle-sized dog? It's, just... just no. That's, that's not supposed to be a thing. How is that a thing that's here?? Where are they all coming from?! Also there's three tranquilizer darts hanging off its ass, so obviously someone's trying to, you know, get a handle on the, this situation, and it's not working. I'm just saying: maybe don't go out the back door. Or the front... you know what, maybe, maybe just stay in the pub. Stay here. It's great in here, am I right? So let's just, you know, stay here. For now. Well whatever, you do what you want, but I'm staying in here. Okay? Yeah, crown royal, double, neat. Holy hell.