Welcome, ~jack! I have to go with ~ew and admit that you made me smile, which I didn't know I was in desperate need of today.
~bartender, a sweet honey lemon with cinnamon. Oh, no, no croissant for me, thank you!
This place is wonderful, isn't it? While I don't have much to say, other than that I love to overhear conversations and monologues over here, the calm atmosphere does wonders to a stressed-out mind. And if even that should get too much for you, you're free to join me at my table – I still haven't found a partner that would be up for a round of card games or chess in this city, hehe.
Nevertheless, I hope we get to read more of you in the future; your writing style is admirable!