I had an ugly web page on GeoCities. My cat had a webpage there too, because why not. Then came social networks, which took most of the creativity out of it.
There is no such thing as an ugly web page on GeoCities, this is just something the designers of the 2010s came up with to justify their own lack of creativity and their boring flat designs.
JUSTICE FOR GEOCITIES!
Um. Sorry. It's just this beer is *really good* I get carried away at times.