Welcome! I will say, when I first read your username, I thought some ne'er-do-well from the Internet Main Street drunkenly walked in and passed out on the couch. Not that I am qualified to judge them ;)
I'm glad you appreciate the calm here. It has given me a quite some solace in the past couple years since I first saw a flyer for the Midnight on a board in another little establishment called Subreply. I do wish the rest of the internet had the same energy and speed that as here, but you and I both know perfectly well that I wouldn't have learned to appreciate it.
Oh, and thanks for the drink!